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Result: I really like this shot and especially the contrast of green and red.
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Confutatis maledictis,
Flammis acribus addictis:
Voca me cum benedictis.
Ora supplex et acclinis,
Cor contritum quasi cinis:
Gere curam mei finis.
[Wolfgang A. Mozart - Requiem in D-molI]
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Confutatis maledictis,
Flammis acribus addictis:
Voca me cum benedictis.
Ora supplex et acclinis,
Cor contritum quasi cinis:
Gere curam mei finis.
[Wolfgang A. Mozart - Requiem in D-molI]
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« The man who trades freedom for security does not deserve nor will he ever receive either. » Benjamin Franklin
DA History: [link] [link]
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Confutatis maledictis,
Flammis acribus addictis:
Voca me cum benedictis.
Ora supplex et acclinis,
Cor contritum quasi cinis:
Gere curam mei finis.
[Wolfgang A. Mozart - Requiem in D-molI]
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« The man who trades freedom for security does not deserve nor will he ever receive either. » Benjamin Franklin
DA History: [link] [link]
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"...Let each of your acts be your last battle on earth." - Don Juan/Carlos Castaneda
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"I aim to misbehave." - Malcolm Reynolds, Serenity
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40,000 Americans are injured by toilets each year
Everyone wants a place in heaven, but they don't want to believe/do/say anything to get there
The problem isnt God - its us
Love is not something that has to be perfect
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« The man who trades freedom for security does not deserve nor will he ever receive either. » Benjamin Franklin
DA History: [link] [link]
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